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Saturday 17 March 2012
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Moving House
On the advice of a pal and before it gets too complicated to do, I shall be moving the blog over to a different host.
For the time being I have disconnected www.1percentblog.com from iam1percent.blogspot.com
In a few days I will migrate everything towards the new domain but until then, your favourite finance / miscellaneous blog will remain at it's blogspot address:
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For the time being I have disconnected www.1percentblog.com from iam1percent.blogspot.com
In a few days I will migrate everything towards the new domain but until then, your favourite finance / miscellaneous blog will remain at it's blogspot address:
http://iam1percent.blogspot.com
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Today is my Last Day at the Church of England
Today
is my last day at the Church of England. After almost 12 years at the
firm — first as a summer intern at my local diocese, then in Wales for
10 years, and now in London — I believe
I have worked here long enough to understand the trajectory of Gods
culture, its people and its identity. And I can honestly say that my
’people’ are now is as toxic and destructive as I have ever seen it.
To
put the problem in the simplest terms, the interests of the church
continue to be sidelined in the way the people just want to have sex and
make some 'shekels'. God is one of the world’s
largest and most important beings and it is integral that people
continue to follow him for more than an insurance policy after death.
The people have veered so far from the message I preached right out of
pope college (Popelege for those ITK) that I can no
longer in good conscience say that I identify with what they think God
stands for.
It
might sound surprising to a skeptical public, but culture was always a
vital part of Christianities success. It revolved around teamwork,
integrity, a spirit of humility, and always
doing right by our fellow man, well apart from those Scientology nut
jobs. The culture was the holy water that made this place great and
allowed us to earn our followers trust for 2012 years. It wasn’t just
about the prayers; this alone will not sustain a
religion for so long. It had something to do with pride and belief in
the church. I am sad to say that I look around today and see virtually
no trace of the culture that made me love working for this God for so
many years. I no longer have the pride, or the
belief.
But
this was not always the case. For more than a decade I recruited and
mentored non believers through our grueling interview process. I was
selected as one of 10 bishops (out of a religion
of more than 30,000) to appear on our recruiting video, which is played
in every church we visit around the world. In 2006 I managed the summer
communion and the mixed sex lawn tennis cup.
I
knew it was time to leave when I realized I could no longer look
believers in the eye and tell them what a great saviour Jesus was.
When
the history books are written about Christianity, they may reflect that
the current chief executive officer, God, and the president, Jesus,
lost hold of the religion’s culture on
their watch. I truly believe that this decline in the people’s moral
fiber represents the single most serious threat to our long-run
survival.
Over
the course of my career I have had the privilege of advising the only
religion on the planet, five annual rallies in the United States, and
kept the piece with heathens in the Middle
East and Asia. If you had to put a number to it, my congregation has a
total belief base of more than a trillion dollars! I have always taken a
lot of pride in advising my congregation to do what I believe is right
for them, even if it means less money and
less co-mingling. This view is becoming increasingly unpopular in the
world. Another sign that it was time to leave.
What
are three quick ways to be a good human? a) ‘Get laid a lot’ which is
earth-speak for persuading the opposite sex to have sex with you, just
because it feels good (disgusting). b)
‘Get a sweet Ride’. In English: Spend less money in church and more at
work in order to get fancy cars than can’t even get around in London
anyway. c) Find yourself sitting in a seat where people around you
believe that religion can be all about sitting under
a bloody tree..
It
makes me ill how callously people talk about ripping their congregation
off. Over the last 12 months I have seen five different bishops refer
to their own congregation as “muppets,”
Even after Robert Finn, John Magee and Charles Brown? No humility? I
mean, come on. Integrity? It is eroding. I don’t know of any illegal
behavior, but will people push the collection tins and pitch lucrative
and complicated ways to gain enlightenment even
if they are not the simplest prayers or the ones most directly aligned
with the congregation’s goals? Absolutely. Every day, in fact.
These
days, the most common question I get from junior bishops about God is,
“If he is all loving, why is there such sorrow in the world?” It bothers
me every time I hear it, because
it is a clear reflection of what they are observing from their bishops
about the way they should behave.
When
I was a first-year bishop, I didn’t know where the bathroom was, or how
to tie my shoelaces. I was taught to be concerned with finding out what
the seven sacraments were, understanding
God, getting to know our congregation and what motivated them, learning
how they defined success and what we could do to help them get there.
My
proudest moments in life — steering clear of all that altar boy bunkem,
winning a bronze medal for the sack race in Vatican City, known as the
Papal Olympics — have all come through
hard work, with no shortcuts. Christianity today has become too much
about shortcuts and not enough about achievement. It just doesn’t feel
right to me anymore.
Bish’ Out
The century bond
After doing what I consider to be a decent job in managing the economy, Mr Osbourne has to go and put his foot in his mouth. He believes that it would be prudent to test the appetite for extremely long dated bonds with the use of the century bond. For those less versed in economics the bond will pay you a coupon of eg 4% of the value of the bond each year for 100 years, then give you back your initial money in the year 2112. This bond seems to have many similarities to the war bond in that it isn't inflation linked and carries a constant coupon for a long period of time.
I suppose I can vaguely understand why he would like to issue this bond. With a fragile economy, nervous investors and a looming downgrade of uk debt, it is a possibility that investors become spooked and sell their bond holdings. When the current bonds expire, investors may demand a greater coupon to justify their continued investment and so the cost to service uk debt would increase.
By financing part of our debt with these instruments, the govt won't need to worry about the near term as they are fully funded for an extremely long period of time.
On the face of it, This sounds fantastic but we are assuming that investors will buy it and there lies the problem
The investors who buy these bonds know all of the above and are unlikely to buy such a long dated bond when the risks to the economy are so great. In fact a failed auction may become a self fulfilling prophecy.
Furthermore these long dated bonds are much more sensitive to changes in interest rates and economic developments than shorter dated bonds (as changes will affect a longer stream of coupons) so these bonds would actually be more volatile for investors.
Finally ask an analyst to forecast 3 years out in advance. 50% of the time he is right.... How can you possibly model a 100 year bond ?
I believe that war bonds sold as they were something that was beyond an investment . To buy a war bond was to help your country defeat the Nazis, "Lend to Defend Your Right To Be Free" and "War Bonds are Cheaper Than Wooden Crosses" are a lot more catchy than "Buy an Osboune Bond.....cos Labour Fucked It"
I suppose I can vaguely understand why he would like to issue this bond. With a fragile economy, nervous investors and a looming downgrade of uk debt, it is a possibility that investors become spooked and sell their bond holdings. When the current bonds expire, investors may demand a greater coupon to justify their continued investment and so the cost to service uk debt would increase.
By financing part of our debt with these instruments, the govt won't need to worry about the near term as they are fully funded for an extremely long period of time.
On the face of it, This sounds fantastic but we are assuming that investors will buy it and there lies the problem
The investors who buy these bonds know all of the above and are unlikely to buy such a long dated bond when the risks to the economy are so great. In fact a failed auction may become a self fulfilling prophecy.
Furthermore these long dated bonds are much more sensitive to changes in interest rates and economic developments than shorter dated bonds (as changes will affect a longer stream of coupons) so these bonds would actually be more volatile for investors.
Finally ask an analyst to forecast 3 years out in advance. 50% of the time he is right.... How can you possibly model a 100 year bond ?
I believe that war bonds sold as they were something that was beyond an investment . To buy a war bond was to help your country defeat the Nazis, "Lend to Defend Your Right To Be Free" and "War Bonds are Cheaper Than Wooden Crosses" are a lot more catchy than "Buy an Osboune Bond.....cos Labour Fucked It"
Thursday 15 March 2012
Wednesday 14 March 2012
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I've pulled out all the stops and invested my hard earned cash into a domain name. Hope this makes finding my blog a little easier for everybody!
Until then...
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